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Alex Checkovich is an instructor of “the body in space” at the University of Richmond. His true love is inventing/discovering Oulipo non-fictions, hermit-crab essays, and prose hybrids of unwoanted intricacies. His works have appeared in Flyway, PANK, Seneca Review, Sycamore Review, Passages North, Territory, Fiction International, The Decadent Review, and other places.